Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
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Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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