So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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