Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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