Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
A bitchslap is in order.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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