Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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