i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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