it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
We need to rekindle our bromance
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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