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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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