are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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