Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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