dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
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This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
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Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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