Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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