Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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