Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
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Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
i now understand why vodka
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
that is very illegal...i love you.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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