this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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