dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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