I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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