I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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