I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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