Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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