At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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