how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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