i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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