I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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