So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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