I just made out with a guy for $7.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
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Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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