I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
there is glitter all over my balls
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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