She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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