Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
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i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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