uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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