My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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Are my feet made of real feet?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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