So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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