we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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