i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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