dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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