PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I FOUND THE LEGS
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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