Banned from zoo.
Again?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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