nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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