Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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