Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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