You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
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Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
why is half of my head shaved?
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