if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize