she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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