Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
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This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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