So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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