I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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