what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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