This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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