HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
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