SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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