is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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