Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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