who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
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Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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