How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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